at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick
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Favorite Movies: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire [2005]
“It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”
(via evnpeters)
Celebrity Cry Faces
Yes, Kim Kardashian’s ever famous crying face is here.
& so is snooki.
OMG I MAY HAVE JUST FOUND NEW REACTION IAMGES
there is hope for all
#4 r u ok
YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE
CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS
WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER
MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS
Ship them
He keeps her cool.
She blows him away.
Their relationship?
Fan-tastic!
GET OUT
REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE EVER LISTENED TO ANY OF THIS BANDS
Please help, I need to prove this kid that everybody has listened to at least one of this bands:
- Blink 182
- Green Day
- Fall Out Boy
- My Chemical Romance
And all four of these are amazing! :D
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