threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were.
— ― John Keats (via psych-quotes)
You can’t tell me what to do
Oh snap, I pushed the button.
I’m hitting the god damn button!
THE BUTTON WAS hit
GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO
MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT
NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!
GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?
DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT
I LOST THE REMOTE
Press the god damn button and see what happens, I dare you
AHHHHHHHHHH. MY EYES. I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ANYMORE
DONT PRESS IT! DONT! THE WIFI ALMOST WENT OFF!
people who make jokes about mcr breaking up
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
Hahaha a friend of mine took her pug to a doggy park and a teacup pig wanted to be friends.